{9}{45}Bun.
{65}{118}Oh, well now, this is good.
{123}{180}OK, Nick, or is it Mr Dick?
{203}{248}Nick.
{252}{303}You wanna do the honors?
{465}{528}- It's up to you.|- Gentlemen.
{575}{625}This is gonna be great!
{856}{939}Here's your orders, ladies.|You can help yourselves.
{1305}{1339}Is that the foot-long?
{1342}{1391}And then some.
{2028}{2077}Excuse us. Mom, let go.
{2699}{2747}Hey, lady, how much?
{2760}{2810}Talk to the pimp.
{2838}{2862}Hi.
{2872}{2898}Hi.
{2901}{2937}Hey, nice seeing you.
{2941}{2974}Hello.
{3016}{3064}Hey, let's talk.
{3078}{3135}Hey, bro! What it be?
{3148}{3247}- You're a pimp? You look like Gandhi.|- I'm telling you I am, Joe.
{3249}{3300}- I want women.|- I got women.
{3304}{3362}They sit on your face, anything you want.
{3367}{3415}Great. I want some. How much?
{3424}{3507}Big hassle now, bro.|Soon they go to customers.
{3513}{3592}I got a bachelor party at the Parkview Hotel.
{3595}{3657}That would be out of sight, dude.
{3661}{3717}Customers in same hotel.
{3721}{3823}Let you have them at cut-rate price|for 45 minutes.
{3827}{3892}- $200.|- Great.
{3896}{3955}Sold. 45 minutes, no problem.
{3958}{3990}Room 1002.
{3996}{4076}Not one minute longer|or Milt will come for you.
{4079}{4115}Milt?
{4120}{4162}This being Milt.
{4222}{4271}Pretty heavy, hey, dude?
{4389}{4448}Girls back in 45 minutes
{4459}{4523}or Milt cuts your balls off.
{4528}{4563}Fair enough?
{4567}{4600}Shake.
{4768}{4837}I just bet my balls, and shook on it.
{4932}{4974}Did you happen to see Tina's face?
{4980}{5096}Bobbi was less shocked, of course.|She's used to seeing something that size.
{5128}{5172}Hey, yo! Brad!
{5206}{5255}Hey! Big Brad!
{5310}{5349}Where's the young man?
{5553}{5595}What are you doing?
{5600}{5650}I'm killing myself.
{5664}{5698}Oh.
{5892}{5974}You know, Brad, marriage|is a dicey thing at best.
{5978}{6043}And sometimes people say|things they don't mean.
{6047}{6136}But you and Sue, you're mature people.|You'll work this stuff out.
{6141}{6238}- You gotta lighten up, man.|- No, Rick, I don't care any more!
{6241}{6366}She hates me! I'm no good for her.|I'm just gonna end it all right here!
{6424}{6489}Oh! Oh! God!
{6546}{6589}Are you all right?
{6594}{6643}Yeah.
{6664}{6726}Pain is such a rush.
{6769}{6817}Oh, this is good.
{6820}{6902}- Is there anything I can do for ya?|- Oh, no...
{6932}{6981}This is pain.
{6996}{7044}Fabulous.
{7052}{7115}There could be some major damage here.
{7226}{7288}Mmm! Mmmm!
{7663}{7748}Hey, man!|Go check out your car. It's beautiful.
{7754}{7819}- My car? Where is it?|- It's outside.
{8120}{8164}Shit!
{8210}{8259}Shit!
{8299}{8348}Oh, shit!
{8376}{8401}Shit!
{8415}{8439}Shit!
{8457}{8497}Shit! Shit!
{8505}{8569}Rick, goddamnit!
{8580}{8657}You've had it! I'm gonna get you!
{8913}{8951}Shit!
{8955}{8992}Shit! Shit!
{9053}{9138}This is your bachelor party,|and you're not havin' a good time.
{9142}{9183}I'm having a great time!
{9188}{9247}You're making a big deal out of nothing.
{9258}{9316}- Where the hell is everybody?|- I don't know.
{9319}{9367}Surprise!
{9380}{9439}The team bus just pulled in!
{9595}{9625}Hookers!
{9628}{9692}It's a party! Party, Ricky!
{9948}{10008}I had a wiener right in my hand.
{10012}{10125}I told you, men are pigs.|I saw those swine just standing there.
{10131}{10189}God! What a gross thing to do.
{10193}{10286}I have to admit, even for Rick,|that was beyond the Valley of Good Taste.
{10291}{10390}Yeah, well, Rick and his pals are|probably knee-deep in whores by now.
{10394}{10460}- I can't wait to see what those guys are up to.|- Me either.
{10469}{10552}If I find out Stanley's been|screwing around, I'll kill him.
{10556}{10664}Kill? I won't do anything that drastic.|I just won't get married.
{10668}{10729}Good. You're finally talking some sense.
{10732}{10812}Well... let's get ready, you guys.|Let's get going.
{10816}{10923}- You with us, Mom?|- A strange wang right in my palm.
{11015}{11055}- Can I help you?|- We're the band.
{11060}{11100}- Band?|- O'Neill sent us.
{11105}{11147}Oh, O'Neill! Great!
{11152}{11244}Everybody's busy in the bedrooms|right now, but come on in.
{11249}{11342}Oh, that's nice hair. I'll try to make sure|no one smokes around you.
{11346}{11419}Are you together? If not,|maybe introductions are in order.
{11520}{11571}Why do good girls like bad boys?
{11616}{11667}Why do good girls like bad boys?
{11712}{11801}It must be the thrill she gets|When he lights her cigarette
{11812}{11897}Or the way his nostrils flare|Every time he combs his hair
{11908}{11949}Why do good girls like bad boys?
{12099}{12141}Why do good girls like bad boys?
{12165}{12214}Alligator!
{12571}{12659}Hey, that was incredible. And also wonderful.
{12690}{12778}It was a moving experience. I thank you.|From the bottom of my heart.
{12782}{12831}Next!
{12852}{12925}Ricky! Go, babe. Get in there, my brother.
{12936}{13007}My dearest family member, get in there.|She's incredible.
{13012}{13112}No, no, no. I will, but the party's young|and it's just starting up.
{13116}{13218}I want to ask you a question first. You're my|older brother. Let me ask you some advice.
{13222}{13295}You are a married man, right?|I am about to be a married man.
{13300}{13381}What can I expect from this marriage thing?|What is the honest scoop?
{13385}{13509}The honest scoop? The first month,|from the beginning, is terrific. It's great.
{13524}{13597}The second month,|things calm down a little bit.
{13644}{13742}Third month, you're looking through|old phone numbers, old girlfriends...
{13745}{13876}But, by the fourth month... by the fourth|month you're just... you're numb.
{13895}{13948}You know? Just... It's incredible.
{13952}{14036}So by the fifth month,|hopefully, football season starts.
{14040}{14120}- Football.|- You got ball games. You got Monday Night.
{14124}{14277}Stan, I am so glad we had this chat.|You've really answered my questions.
{14317}{14432}Hi. We were just walking by and|we heard the music. Can we come in?
{14436}{14524}Sure! Come on in! Join the party, babe.
{14738}{14780}What can I get for 25 bucks?
{14791}{14877}An elevator ride around the block,|a pogo pump, or a pogo swirl,
{14882}{14936}or a pump with an underground hammer.
{14940}{15014}Wait a minute.|Whatever happened to hand jobs?
{15444}{15474}Hi.
{15477}{15518}Hello.
{15924}{15960}I was dreaming
{15964}{15999}Woke up screaming
{16002}{16051}I was drowning in a pool of sweat
{16078}{16119}My hands were shaking
{16124}{16161}My head was aching
{16165}{16214}My stomach was so upset
{16248}{16400}That's when I saw two eyes|glowing in the dark
{16411}{16492}I fell in love with a little demon
{16496}{16572}Little demon, little demon
{16582}{16667}Angels above can't take my little demon
{16669}{16735}Little demon, little demon
{16740}{16795}Little demon!
{16923}{16960}She crawled up beside me
{16964}{17015}Her smile terrified me
{17018}{17083}And I was suffering in ecstasy
{17434}{17516}- What the hell are you doing?|- I'm slashing my wrists.
{17520}{17609}- With an electric razor?|- I couldn't find any razor blades.
{17628}{17696}At least your wrists will|be smooth and kissable.
{17700}{17762}Give me this thing!|What is the matter with you?
{17767}{17869}Will you go out there and have some fun|and have a few laughs, please?
{17938}{18007}No, no, no. Have fun first,|and then have a few laughs.
{18012}{18079}Just forget about the marriage|for a couple of hours.
{18084}{18158}This is a party, remember?|Go out there and party.
{18234}{18287}That's good. That's good.
{18624}{18680}Gary, how's the big stallion?
{18686}{18745}Rick, I really think I'm in love.
{18778}{18880}We're talking marriage, kids, the whole thing.
{18906}{19009}I'm very happy for you.|Name your first six kids after me, OK?
{20178}{20262}My name is Tim. I'm always available.
{20265}{20328}By the way, I also do engine work on BMWs.
{20342}{20371}Bye.
{21392}{21471}That's another example of|better living through chemistry.
{21474}{21513}I said that's another example...
{21517}{21583}Are these on or am I wasting my time?
{21876}{21911}All right!
{21948}{21992}This is gonna be great.
{21997}{22042}Sex with a donkey. Incredible.
{22780}{22831}Hi! Come on in!
{22836}{22898}Drugs to the right, hookers to the left.
{22985}{23034}Good to see ya again.
{23648}{23712}Hey! I oughta smack you.
{23736}{23819}Rick, buddy... pal of mine...
{23840}{23905}- I'm concerned.|- Hey! What about?
{23909}{24013}This is your party! Your bachelor party!|You haven't had sex with anyone yet.
{24017}{24071}Not true. I had a bunch of sex tonight.
{24076}{24171}I'm just very fast. You haven't been able|to see me. There - I had it twice!
{24173}{24235}Come on. I got something you can't resist.
{24240}{24263}You do?
{24267}{24315}You remember Tracey?
{24326}{24415}Tracey? I am a mortal man, O'Neill.|Of course I remember Tracey.
{24420}{24479}You remember how crazy|she was about you?
{24483}{24611}- Tracey was crazy about me?|- "Oh, Rick, you're so funny!"
{24614}{24727}I called her and told her that you were|about to be put on the unavailable list.
{24732}{24803}She decided to come over and|give you a little something.
{24806}{24855}She did?
{24864}{24935}- Right in there.|- The bedroom? Tracey's in the bedroom?
{24939}{24963}You got it.
{24968}{25036}- Tracey is in the bedroom?|- Heaven awaits.
{25120}{25169}O'Neill...
{25200}{25300}Oh... well, now, O'Neill, this is a gift I...
{25304}{25353}You bet.
{25358}{25432}How can I... how can I turn this down?
{25435}{25472}You can't.
{25476}{25525}I guess I can't.
{25535}{25588}- Oh, Tracey...?|- Yeah.
{25640}{25727}Oh, hell, all right. All right, I will.|All right, OK. I will. All right.
{25732}{25800}If I'm not back in half an hour,|call the paramedics.
{25804}{25833}All right.
{25836}{25875}That's the old Rick!
{26079}{26116}Hello?
{26316}{26364}Oh, eat my chair!
{26728}{26791}Rick, take me, please.
{26849}{26911}Rick, you promised me.
{26914}{26999}You promised me you wouldn't|make love to anybody else.
{27023}{27071}Go for it! Go for it!
{27205}{27331}Don't go back on your word, Rick.|Be true. Be strong.
{27334}{27376}Go for it!
{27390}{27490}What, are you nuts? Look at my tits!|They're perfect!
{27507}{27576}Rick, take me, please.
{27703}{27744}How'd it go?
{27748}{27857}Well, hey... Hey, if she can walk,|I don't know my business, you know?
{27884}{27987}Oh, hey, O'Neill, I just lied.|Nothing happened in there, all right?
{27991}{28072}I know how much this meant to ya,|but I couldn't do it, OK?
{28076}{28144}I love Debbie.|I made a promise and I'm crazy about her.
{28148}{28197}Hey, I understand.
{28208}{28246}Don't worry about it.
{28252}{28377}To tell you the truth, I'm envious. I wish|I had someone who was in my every thought.
{28380}{28441}Somebody I could spend all my time with.
{28457}{28516}Somebody I could really respect.
{28520}{28582}Hey, look at the cans on that bimbo.
{30354}{30427}I am looking for this dung head|who took my women.
{30430}{30475}He's being liar to me.
{30479}{30520}I want my bitches back.
{30908}{30995}Holy shit! I'm going to get Milt right now.
{30999}{31051}I'm going to get the fuck out of here.
{31216}{31269}- Who was that?|- I don't know.
{31272}{31321}- Well, what is this?|- Got me.
{31348}{31427}- Well, how about this?|- Still drawing a blank.
{31490}{31557}- Hey, he look familiar?|- Very.
{31562}{31662}Get the hookers in a circle.|We're gonna put Cochise out of business.
{31980}{32028}I can't believe we're doing this.
{32031}{32098}We are supposed to be hookers. Act sexy.
{32236}{32280}If Stanley's there I'll rip his butt.
{32284}{32387}Stop with this! We're supposed|to be hookers! Act sexy!
{32440}{32506}- I just wanna find him up there...|- Shut up with that.
{32510}{32618}Don't tell me to shut up. We don't need sex,|we just have to find the room.
{32739}{32784}You girls is the hookers, right?
{32789}{32839}Yes, of course we're hookers.
{33085}{33206}- The boss said deliver hookers.|- We are not hookers, you big dumb ape!
{33382}{33431}How dare you!
{33575}{33639}Girls, let's get outta here...
{33644}{33693}Wonderful!
{33902}{33960}Any of you guys from out of town?
{33987}{34045}Come on, fellas... Fellas!
{34260}{34292}Where the hell is he?
{34313}{34397}- It's gotta be on this side.|- No, it's this side.
{34533}{34576}Shit! Shit! Shit!
{34581}{34630}All right, this is it.
{34636}{34695}Let me fix you up here. Let's show the gold.
{34698}{34747}Beautiful. Gorgeous.
{34772}{34821}OK. Go get him.
{35235}{35287}Make love to me... please?
{35859}{35982}T minus 3, 2, 1. We have ignition!
{35988}{36037}Kill!
{36248}{36306}We got him now!
{36356}{36405}No! No!
{36477}{36515}You can't do this!
{36528}{36607}We're just gonna put you in|a safe place until after the party.
{36628}{36720}No, no! Please! Please stop! Don't! No!
{36736}{36787}Hey! Hey, you guys can't do this!
{36799}{36858}Hey! Hey, come on!
{36997}{37051}Now you stay out of trouble, young man.
{37054}{37081}Take care!
{37084}{37137}I hope you die, you bastard!
{37141}{37190}Bye!
{37228}{37296}Hey, you bastards! I'm gonna live!
{37356}{37380}Aaghhh!
{37399}{37440}Well, here we are.
{37468}{37584}This is gonna be some night, huh?|Are you ready for this? Are you ready?
{37626}{37675}Come here.
{37740}{37849}Look, uh... why don't you make|yourself comfortable, all right?
{37925}{37983}There's a terrific moon out tonight.
{38730}{38804}OK, we're here.|How do we get this donkey inside?
{38807}{38855}I don't know.
{38884}{38959}You don't know?|You had it all figured out. You had a plan.
{38961}{39024}Well, maybe I did. I don't know. I forgot.
{39080}{39168}I'd like to get you on an operating table,|just once.
{39224}{39279}Ha-ha-ha!
{39282}{39326}Ha-ha-ha what?
{39333}{39387}- I got it.|- You got what?
{39437}{39539}You're gonna be OK. Everything's|gonna be fine. Don't worry about it.
{39543}{39663}How about some air? You can take in|some air. That'd be nice, wouldn't it?
{39666}{39707}Take in some air, huh?
{39792}{39828}Oh, no! Shit!
{39888}{39944}- Are you sure you're OK?|- Yes.
{40185}{40229}Ohh, God...!
{40271}{40308}They seemed like nice guys.
{40312}{40423}- Thanks for your help, Ed. We appreciate it.|- Any time, Al. Good night.
{40454}{40543}Cole?! My God, son, what are you|doing here? What happened?
{40548}{40633}The party's upstairs, sir.|They made me get naked and...
{40636}{40654}What?
{40659}{40761}They made me get naked and hung me out|from the window. It was so scary and I fell.
{40765}{40825}Get a hold of yourself.|What room are they in?
{40828}{40926}- They're on the tenth floor, sir.|- I'm going up there. I'll take care of this.
{40928}{41013}Now you go and get yourself|some clothes. You look awful.
{41016}{41050}Yes, sir.
{41148}{41247}OK, this side 27. This side 17.|Ready? Here we go. Go, go, go!
{41762}{41827}How ya doing, everybody?|We brought back a friend.
{41880}{41978}Gentlemen, ladies, for your|viewing pleasure, meet Max,
{41980}{42040}the magical, sexual mule!
{42066}{42135}A donkey that doesn't wanna be recognized?
{42139}{42212}Something interesting is gonna happen here.
{42236}{42359}And here's Max's partner. A gal who doesn't|believe happiness ends with primates.
{42370}{42429}The lovely Miss Desiree!
{43444}{43509}My God! What are you people doing in here?!
{43538}{43587}Uh-oh. It's Mr Laughs.
{43698}{43790}Rick, I knew you were|a vile, disgusting degenerate,
{43794}{43846}but bestiality?
{43848}{43915}This goes beyond my wildest dreams.
{43919}{43976}Well, I like to stretch myself on occasion.
{44025}{44162}You're through, mister. When Debbie hears|about this, she will never see you again.
{44169}{44212}You're right, Mr Thompson.
{44216}{44340}You should go give Debbie a call right now.|There's a phone in the back bedroom.
{44427}{44475}You're through, mister.
{44512}{44553}Well, thanks, pal!
{44557}{44625}If Debbie finds out about this, I am dead!
{44629}{44715}Will you relax?!|I have everything under control.
{44725}{44787}Hired help... ladies... follow me.
{45104}{45203}Sorry for the interruption, folks.|We now return you to the arts.
{47183}{47238}Stand back! I'm a doctor!
{47241}{47265}Back!
{47504}{47587}Of course we don't allow|that sort of thing here, ma'am. No.
{47591}{47700}I'm sorry that the noise woke you up.|I will take care of it right away.
{47716}{47766}I've had enough of this.
{48114}{48180}- Let's just give 'em what they want.|- What?!
{48186}{48246}Let's go. Come on, everybody inside!
{48249}{48332}The big show's gonna start|in one minute. Come on!
{48447}{48507}We're gonna have so much fun!
{48523}{48575}Get outta here! Go! Go!
{48583}{48673}Everyone, go! I'll hold them off.|The rest of you make a break for it.
{48677}{48731}Ilene, are you crazy? Come on, let's go!
{48734}{48835}Debbie, please, I know what|I'm doing. Now just go. Go!
{49003}{49109}OK, gentlemen, the gods|have answered your prayers!
{49127}{49162}Banzai!
{49414}{49514}- I hope Ilene is all right.|- I hope those guys are all right.
{49556}{49607}- Oh, my God.|- Ohhh!
{49611}{49648}Gross!
{49842}{49893}1002.
{51062}{51131}Guess who's here? Another surprise guest.
{51135}{51155}Who?
{51162}{51228}Does the name Debbie|mean anything to you?
{51232}{51276}What, my Debbie?
{51291}{51391}- What's with the costume?|- I don't know! Listen, do me a favor.
{51392}{51484}Go up to her like you don't know her|and send her into the back bedroom.
{51488}{51531}You got it.
{51608}{51683}Hi, baby. You're new here.
{51712}{51819}- I don't believe the groom has had you yet.|- No, not...
{51830}{51931}No, not yet. Where is the groom?
{51939}{51979}In the bedroom.
{51983}{52020}Thanks.
{52412}{52463}Hey, it's dark in here.
{52466}{52564}Don't turn on the lights, sugar.|I'll lead you around.
{52568}{52659}Oh, well, a seeing-eye hooker.|This is a nice service.
{52679}{52803}Hey, you don't look half bad!|Let's see how you are in the sack! Yeehah!
{52909}{52945}Damn you, Rick!
{53091}{53149}Debbie, you're a hooker! I don't believe it!
{53152}{53193}I can't trust you!
{53226}{53265}Come on. I knew it was you.
{53333}{53350}Hey!
{53355}{53448}- Rick, you're lying!|- It was a joke! Debbie!
{53504}{53566}Wait! Just hold on! Wait!
{53571}{53640}Hold on! Please, just give|me a chance to explain!
{53644}{53668}Debbie!
{53679}{53699}Debbie!
{53704}{53760}Debbie, I didn't do anything!
{53764}{53793}Well, hardly.
{53796}{53913}The marriage is off! You can screw around|with your friends for the rest of your life!
{53917}{53968}I don't want that! I want you!
{53972}{54035}And I want somebody who|understands commitment!
{54040}{54101}I understand commitment! I love you!
{54104}{54186}- I don't believe you.|- You don't? Oh, fine. Good.
{54190}{54218}Hey! Hey!
{54220}{54271}People! Attention, please!
{54273}{54309}Shut up!
{54375}{54444}Have I had sex with anyone|in this room tonight?
{54448}{54497}No!
{54513}{54570}You're sure about this?
{54576}{54625}Yes!
{54640}{54703}Fine, good. Resume party.
{54792}{54819}Understand?
{54824}{54932}Now this isn't your ordinary party crowd|here. There are professionals in here.
{54936}{54985}But I didn't want them.
{54988}{55054}You... you're the only one I've ever wanted.
{55106}{55148}Do you understand?
{55152}{55190}Yeah.
{55439}{55496}So what do we do about it?
{55548}{55585}Let's get naked.
{55596}{55634}OK.
{55762}{55806}No, Debbie, not that bedroom!
{55890}{55935}Daddy?
{55941}{56058}All my years as a photographer, I've never|seen such a natural. The camera loves him!
{56063}{56096}Grrrrrr!
{56126}{56177}Daddy, what are you doing here?
{56289}{56387}He says he's having a wonderful time and|thinking of changing his name to Spike.
{56399}{56432}Grrrrr!
{56443}{56550}I've been getting calls all night.|God only knows what they're doing in there.
{56552}{56590}Open up! You're under arrest!
{56658}{56695}All right, boys, break it in.
{56698}{56764}Hold it, hold it, hold it. I've got the key.
{56850}{56900}Let's go! It's a raid!
{56936}{56973}Whoa! The cops!
{58198}{58235}Mom?
{58301}{58350}Back exit!
{58445}{58479}Debbie!
{58512}{58546}Debbie!
{58639}{58671}Rick!
{58730}{58743}Rick!
{58751}{58826}Diana Ross is playing next week.|I got three tickets.
{58828}{58873}How about Boy George? The Police?
{58879}{58905}Oh, hi!
{58908}{58944}Oh, no! Not her!
{58948}{58995}No! No! Anything but that!
{58999}{59041}No, not her! Not her!
{59045}{59105}She pees standing up! Not her!
{59244}{59315}Stan! You lying dog!
{59389}{59437}Hey, wait a minute. Hold it.
{59441}{59524}What did you say, Stanley?|What did you say, Stanley?
{59533}{59573}What did you say, Stanley?
{59577}{59646}You said no hookers! You said no hookers!
{59650}{59703}No hookers! No hookers!
{59756}{59790}Debbie!
{59923}{59967}Where is Debbie? Where is Debbie?
{60108}{60177}- What are you doing?!|- Debbie, you'll always be mine!
{60182}{60210}Rick!
{60226}{60263}Hey, have you seen Debbie?
{60267}{60295}Shit! Shit!
{60392}{60425}Shit!
{60460}{60519}- I thought she was just next to you.|- No.
{60589}{60623}Oh, shit!
{60752}{60801}Get outta there!
{60884}{60947}- Cole!|- You're coming with me!
{60978}{61039}God, he's kidnapping her! Back to the bus!
{61476}{61511}Help! Rick!
{62395}{62462}Debbie! You're coming in with me!
{62522}{62580}Cole, I've had enough. How about you, huh?
{62583}{62632}- Come with me!|- Just give it a rest.
{62635}{62661}No!
{62664}{62699}Tickets. Hey!
{63271}{63319}Tickets? Tickets?
{63514}{63577}There's 36 theaters. They could be anywhere.
{63581}{63622}Oh, great.
{63631}{63717}- Now what do we do?|- Let's just split up. We'll go this way.
{63722}{63759}Ryko!
{63788}{63880}I killed the mule! I killed the...
{64035}{64113}What is the sense of living?
{64251}{64317}I'll take this theater.|Ryko, take the one down there.
{64395}{64443}Ooh. Small theater.
{64744}{64781}Rick?
{64784}{64822}Rick!
{65223}{65267}What a realistic effect!
{65827}{65889}This is the best 3-D I've ever seen!
{65893}{65942}I've seen better.
{66072}{66102}Wow!
{66636}{66763}This time I'm gonna do it,|and nobody's gonna stop me.
{67130}{67179}Fuck...!
{67760}{67823}Do you, Richard Ernesto Gassko,
{67829}{67939}take Deborah Julie Thompson|as your lawful wife,
{67947}{68008}to have and to hold from this day forward,
{68012}{68079}for better for worse, for richer for poorer,
{68083}{68123}in sickness and in health,
{68128}{68189}until death do you part?
{68192}{68236}I sure do.
{68524}{68635}So by the powers vested in me,|I now pronounce you man and wife.
{68643}{68691}You may kiss the bride.
{68740}{68845}Uh... I'm sorry. It needs|something special here.
{68849}{68898}Hold on. Wait.
{68924}{68978}Oh, God Almighty!
{69050}{69136}How about this? Come on, we're|married now. This is perfectly legal.
{69152}{69186}Honey!
{69190}{69269}Rick, stop it! Get that thing away from me!
{69349}{69398}Come here, Mrs Gassko.
{69466}{69528}Step on it, driver.|We don't wanna miss our plane.
{69532}{69563}Right.
{69565}{69618}Hey, now, Brad...