{61}{85}Please!
{91}{137}This doesn't make sense!
{141}{189}It's not logical! It's not-
{237}{279}Guess it wasn't the dove.
{325}{347}Fire!
{487}{535}They blew up Congress!
{1065}{1115}Why'd they do that?
{1120}{1189}Maybe they don't like the human being.
{1620}{1656}Hello, gentlemen.
{1660}{1712}Nice of you to come on...
{1716}{1760}such short notice.
{1782}{1818}General Decker...
{1822}{1880}it seems I owe you an apology.
{1886}{1950}We all make mistakes, Mr. President.
{1954}{2000}Not anymore.
{2008}{2084}We're going to take charge of this thing!
{2090}{2147}Excellent. I have prepared the order.
{2164}{2192}What's this?
{2194}{2274}Your executive order for full use|of our nuclear deterrent.
{2362}{2424}Are you crazy? I'm not starting a war!
{2428}{2526}We're already at war, sir! We have|to nuke them! We must nuke them now!
{2556}{2638}General Decker, if you do not shut up...
{2648}{2702}I'll relieve you of your command.
{2706}{2750}We must strike now, sir!
{2754}{2802}Annihilate! Kill! Kill!
{2814}{2838}Shut up!
{2842}{2896}Shut up! Shut up!
{3512}{3540}Now...
{3584}{3644}I want the people to know...
{3648}{3726}that they still have two out of three|branches of government...
{3728}{3792}working for them, and that ain't bad.
{3796}{3914}I want the people to know|that the schools will still be open, okay?
{3928}{3984}And I want the people to know...
{3988}{4062}that the garbage will still be carried out.
{4066}{4106}And I want a cop...
{4110}{4144}on every corner.
{4146}{4190}Which, incidentally...
{4194}{4250}we would already have...
{4254}{4326}if they had listened to me|in the last election.
{4402}{4434}Jerry...
{4438}{4490}how soon can we go on the air?
{4622}{4682}My fellow Americans.
{4694}{4746}It is with a heavy heart...
{4750}{4808}that I speak to you this afternoon.
{4812}{4842}As you know...
{4844}{4962}earlier today the Martian ambassador|and his confederates...
{4968}{5010}attacked and killed...
{5014}{5114}many of your representatives|on Capitol Hill.
{5128}{5240}I will be conferring|with other world leaders as time goes on.
{5258}{5352}And rest assured that, working together...
{5362}{5426}we will soon come out...
{5448}{5518}at a very real outcome.
{5572}{5606}Thank you.
{6302}{6344}Nathalie, is that you?
{6362}{6392}Yes.
{6396}{6424}How're you?
{6473}{6523}Not terribly good, I'm afraid.
{6568}{6610}May I ask you a question?
{6678}{6716}Of course you can.
{6744}{6802}Were you flirting with me on the show?
{6808}{6836}Because...
{6842}{6876}if you were...
{6878}{6922}I just want you to know...
{6924}{6968}that I liked it.
{7004}{7034}You did?
{7038}{7062}Really?
{7064}{7146}Because, you know,|I've watched you on TV quite a bit and...
{7148}{7181}well, I've...
{7192}{7264}had something of|a schoolboy crush on you for...
{7268}{7298}oh, gosh...
{7302}{7332}ages.
{8318}{8345}Hi, there.
{8350}{8408}Are you interested in the White House?
{8532}{8592}I work there. I'm the press secretary.
{8596}{8624}Jerry Ross.
{8642}{8685}Have you ever heard of me?
{8724}{8787}You wouldn't believe|the pressure of my job.
{8828}{8880}It's nice to see a new face.
{9066}{9100}Are you doing anything?
{9102}{9152}'Cause if you want, I...
{9156}{9205}could give you a personalized tour.
{9207}{9244}Would you like that?
{9301}{9375}Hey, Mitch, it's me. Can you let me in?
{9467}{9521}Hello, Mr. Ross. Sure.
{9525}{9585}We're a little nervous here,|after what happened.
{9587}{9613}Exactly.
{9837}{9907}Many great men and women|have passed through here.
{9921}{9973}Now we're passing through here.
{9985}{10035}Feels good, don't it?
{10115}{10159}You're very graceful.
{10177}{10207}I like that.
{10391}{10419}Come here.
{10911}{10961}We call this the Kennedy Room.
{11065}{11105}Pretty nifty, huh?
{11903}{11933}So...
{11937}{11975}how about a drink?
{12697}{12743}Getting more comfortable.
{12799}{12833}Outstanding.
{13181}{13219}How's my lady doing?
{13467}{13517}Oh, missy, you're hot.
{13535}{13593}Could we get that gum out of your mouth?
{13751}{13783}My finger!
{13907}{13975}Hello! Hello, operator?|This is an emergency!
{13979}{14005}Help!
{16063}{16091}Don't shoot!
{16199}{16237}Don't worry, darling.
{16449}{16475}Get down!
{16723}{16757}Thank you, Mitch.
{16761}{16790}It's my job.
{18091}{18113}What's happening?
{18115}{18197}They appear to be|in a highly agitated state.
{18201}{18259}And I, I don't know.
{18275}{18313}I honestly don't know.
{18317}{18389}I don't know what's going on anymore.|This is frustrating.
{18391}{18432}I'm not feeling myself.
{18441}{18491}If only I could hold you in my arms!
{18493}{18531}Oh, Donald!
{18535}{18574}I'm scared!
{19393}{19419}Excuse me.
{19423}{19491}You said you wanted to know|as soon as possible.
{19495}{19521}What is it?
{19523}{19553}It's NO2.
{19557}{19599}Highly concentrated.
{19603}{19635}Nitrogen.
{19647}{19679}So...
{19685}{19757}that's how it could breathe|in our atmosphere.
{19777}{19821}What's that noise?
{20588}{20664}But, Theodore,|I simply do not feel that Lincoln...
{20674}{20714}It's a full-scale invasion.
{20716}{20758}We must get you to safety.
{20900}{20930}Not this way?
{20932}{20992}I'm sorry, there's a tour going through.
{21006}{21102}The Blue Room is often considered|the most beautiful in the White House.
{21106}{21182}It is often used by the president|to receive guests.
{21202}{21274}It is furnished to represent|the period of James Monroe.
{21276}{21305}What's that?
{21315}{21347}That...
{21351}{21413}is a portrait of James Monroe.
{22657}{22693}We lost Taffy!
{22803}{22889}Keep moving,|we must get you to the back stairs!
{23045}{23091}The Nancy Reagan chandelier!
{23546}{23618}What are you gawking at?|Get that president out of here!
{23771}{23819}I personally guarantee...
{23829}{23912}that you will get a complete return|on your investment...
{23915}{23963}within five months.
{23967}{24013}Mr. Land, excuse me.
{24017}{24095}Just a second, Sheik Rakula.
{24143}{24161}Now...
{24163}{24263}even in a time of so-called|intergalactic emergency...
{24291}{24323}the people...
{24327}{24391}still want to roll them bones!
{24427}{24463}I believe-
{24475}{24519}Just five more minutes.
{24541}{24613}What I'd like for you to do is to...
{24617}{24697}view our new,|state-of-the-art show room.
{24729}{24785}It is out-of-sight!
{24823}{24850}Gentlemen.
{24947}{24995}There is no way...
{24999}{25043}that we can lose.
{26127}{26207}"It's not unusual to be loved by anyone
{26251}{26337}"It's not unusual to have fun with anyone
{26373}{26459}"But when I see you hanging|about with anyone
{26504}{26568}"It's not unusual to see me cry
{26614}{26662}"I want to die"
{26682}{26726}I've called you all day.
{26730}{26764}The flight's been canceled.
{26766}{26826}Byron, there's Martians everywhere!
{26848}{26871}Hello?
{26910}{26944}I can't hear you!
{27079}{27121}I must get to Washington.
{27243}{27286}Do you know anyone who can fly a plane?
{27288}{27316}Your husband, Art.
{27318}{27344}He's dead.
{27348}{27385}I told him this would happen.
{27387}{27439}I loaded the plane with supplies.
{27446}{27550}I want to go to the Tahoe caves.|It's remote, the Martians won't find it.
{27560}{27584}Where's the plane?
{27586}{27652}Private airfield. Other side of the freeway.
{27656}{27698}Will it fly to Washington?
{27702}{27746}I want to go to Tahoe.
{27750}{27794}"You find it happens
{27798}{27850}"All the time
{27864}{27922}"Love will never do
{27938}{27986}"What you want it to
{28008}{28056}"Why can't this crazy love
{28066}{28114}"Be mine"
{28328}{28360}Jesus Christ!
{28577}{28613}Girls, get out!
{28835}{28893}There's a Martian right behind me!
{28897}{28961}You're Tom Jones! "It Ain't Unusual."
{28989}{29015}Autograph?
{29017}{29068}Anybody got a pen?
{29503}{29535}Great punch.
{29539}{29573}You'll need that gun.
{29575}{29617}- I'm Tom Jones.|- Byron Williams.
{29619}{29673}I saw you fight in Cardiff, Wales.
{29705}{29733}You okay?
{29743}{29797}- I need a drink.|- You and me both.
{29801}{29849}- We better go.|- Can you fly a plane?
{29851}{29873}Sure. Got one?
{29875}{29901}She has.
{30369}{30435}Don't run, we are your friends.
{31179}{31217}Martians blew up the shop!
{31219}{31241}You're kidding.
{31243}{31269}Should I get Grandma?
{31271}{31355}Forget her! She's halfway|to outer space already! Here!
{31359}{31435}I'll tell you one thing.|They ain't getting the TV!
{31523}{31591}The president of France is on line two.
{31683}{31761}Mr. President, the president of France|is on line two.
{31765}{31809}He says it's important.
{31943}{31995}Hello, Maurice.
{32059}{32099}I have good news.
{32103}{32139}The Martian ambassador is here.
{32141}{32195}We've negotiated a settlement.
{32243}{32299}Maurice get out of the room.
{32303}{32339}Get out, now!
{33433}{33463}Mr. President.
{33521}{33563}Mr. President.
{33567}{33629}I need you to sign this!
{33743}{33779}What is it?
{33783}{33841}My last will and testament?
{33845}{33941}It is an order to deploy|our nuclear capability, sir.
{35663}{35709}What the hell was that?
{38162}{38184}Look!
{38362}{38392}What was that?
{38441}{38467}Where you going?
{38469}{38495}To get Grandma.
{38497}{38544}Stay and defend this trailer!
{38546}{38597}That's what Billy-Glenn would do.
{38601}{38639}You're disgracing a hero!
{38641}{38701}I don't care. I'm gonna go get grandma.
{38717}{38750}Come back here!
{39069}{39111}What in the hell is that?
{39290}{39322}Cut it out!
{39454}{39487}Stop it!
{39701}{39728}- This way!|- No, this way!
{39730}{39789}It's a short cut! The airfield's-
{39793}{39853}Bullshit! The airfield's over there!
{39993}{40087}Being dressed like King Tut|doesn't make you our leader!
{40090}{40126}Look, this is wrong!
{40130}{40222}We're lost! He led us down a maze!|I'm going back to the hotel.
{40226}{40258}- This way!|- Wait!
{40262}{40306}Where are you going?
{40310}{40328}Come on.
{40330}{40366}But, I like him.
{40521}{40625}Assholes! Why'd I listen to them?|I should have stayed in the hotel.
{40639}{40673}Shit!
{40738}{40774}I surrender, okay?
{40786}{40841}You understand what that means?
{40870}{40934}Look! You're intelligent beings.
{40949}{41002}Let's cut a deal. I can help.
{41006}{41041}I'm a lawyer!
{41049}{41131}You want to conquer the world,|you'll need lawyers, right?
{41170}{41194}Here.
{41215}{41254}You want my watch?
{41266}{41330}Take it. Take it. It's a Rolex!
{41582}{41617}Nice shot!
{41621}{41655}Pity I was too late.
{41657}{41702}Can I have the gun back?
{41707}{41753}Give me the gun and come on!
{43546}{43570}Grandma!
{43771}{43802}Oh, my God!
{44141}{44198}I think these guys are very sick.
{44218}{44283}What's happening to them?|What's killing them?
{44318}{44375}I think it must be my music.
{44562}{44596}Quiet!
{45834}{45896}You think you can do anything you want.
{45900}{45934}You can't.
{45938}{45958}Because...
{45960}{46014}we are human...
{46022}{46046}beings.
{46048}{46134}And we have the United States Army...
{46158}{46196}that'll fight you...
{46198}{46296}to the last man!|And we'll never surrender!
{46388}{46426}Do you hear me?
{46430}{46500}We'll fight you on the beaches.|We'll fight you in the streets.
{46502}{46562}We will never, never surrender!
{46566}{46622}We will win!
{46626}{46670}Democracy will survive!
{46676}{46720}We will never, ever...
{46724}{46762}surrender!
{46766}{46798}We will win!
{46802}{46850}The eagle will be triumphant!
{47570}{47606}Why...
{47612}{47654}are you doing this?
{47704}{47732}Why?
{47760}{47826}Isn't the universe big enough...
{47840}{47880}for both of us?
{47974}{48024}What is wrong with you people?
{48094}{48134}We could work together.
{48162}{48212}Why be enemies?
{48236}{48278}Because we're different?
{48304}{48344}Is that why?
{48444}{48508}Think of the things that we could do.
{48542}{48612}Think how strong we would be!
{48656}{48692}Earth...
{48712}{48758}and Mars...
{48784}{48814}together.
{48877}{48945}There is nothing|that we could not accomplish.
{48970}{49012}Think about it!
{49066}{49112}Think about it!
{49148}{49188}Why destroy...
{49208}{49260}when you can create?
{49292}{49340}We can have it all...
{49360}{49418}or we can smash it all!
{49502}{49538}Why can't we...
{49544}{49598}work out our differences?
{49628}{49674}Why can't we...
{49682}{49734}work things out?
{49794}{49846}Little people...
{49902}{49952}why can't we all just...
{49982}{50024}get along?
{50668}{50697}What's this?
{51614}{51676}Don't run. We are your friends.
{51714}{51776}Don't run. We are your friends.
{52099}{52143}Next stop, radio station.
{52213}{52249}There it is!
{52265}{52303}Let's move it!
{52733}{52765}There it is.
{52797}{52847}Go start it. Go with him.
{52851}{52889}Cindy, come with me.
{53303}{53341}Are you sure you can fly this?
{53343}{53383}I think so, yeah.
{53441}{53475}Who put that on?
{53507}{53573}- It's stuck!|- Cindy, over here.
{53729}{53757}Shit!
{53779}{53835}They haven't seen us yet. Come here.
{53885}{53919}Get in the plane.
{53929}{53973}I'll distract them.
{53977}{54031}The first chance you get, go.
{54035}{54087}- I'm not leaving you!|- Just do it!
{54089}{54137}I'll draw them away! Go!
{54141}{54167}No!
{54171}{54205}I said go!
{54319}{54357}Oh, my God!
{54377}{54409}What's he doing?
{54411}{54433}He's flipped!
{54435}{54481}He's going to throw them off|so we can escape.
{54483}{54519}We can't leave him!
{54595}{54621}No weapon!
{54629}{54681}No clown outfit!
{54685}{54715}Just me!
{54729}{54763}Byron Williams...
{54779}{54833}heavyweight champion...
{54847}{54887}of the world!
{56582}{56632}Something's happened.
{56639}{56689}Something's happened to Byron.
{57082}{57144}"When I'm calling you
{57662}{57747}"That means I offer my love to you"
{58644}{58678}Good-bye, my darling.
{58680}{58727}I wish things were different.
{58746}{58786}So do I.
{58920}{58952}Good-bye.
{58962}{58988}I love you.
{58990}{59036}I love you too, Nathalie.
{61332}{61370}Florence Norris...
{61374}{61450}I present to you|the Congressional Medal of Honor...
{61454}{61508}the nation's highest decoration.
{61554}{61640}Thank you,|but don't you dare let this happen again!
{61676}{61718}Richard Norris...
{61722}{61794}on behalf of my parents,|who couldn't be here today...
{61796}{61856}for saving the world from the Martians...
{61858}{61918}I present to you the Medal of Honor.
{61938}{61988}Don't kiss me if you don't want.
{61998}{62034}I have to.
{62110}{62166}I prepared a speech. Is that okay?
{62184}{62234}Sure, that's very appropriate.
{62350}{62380}Hi, everybody.
{62414}{62444}I want to say-
{62446}{62508}Can you speak up? We can't hear you.
{62520}{62600}I want to say that there's|a lot of people in the world...
{62602}{62672}that have done a lot more|than I have, and...
{62676}{62728}they should be here now...
{62734}{62770}getting a medal.
{62818}{62870}And I want to thank my grandma...
{62874}{62926}for always being good to me...
{62930}{63000}and for helping save the world|and everything.
{63028}{63106}So, I guess, like, now we just have to...
{63110}{63206}start over and start rebuilding|everything, like our houses.
{63210}{63328}But I was thinking, maybe instead|of houses we could live in tepees.
{63336}{63388}Because it's better in many ways.
{63474}{63538}That's all I have to say. Thanks.
{63584}{63614}Was that okay?
{63616}{63642}Yeah.
{63662}{63703}Do you got a girlfriend?
{63708}{63732}No.
{63766}{63840}Give me a break.|Go on in there and clean your room.
{63844}{63908}I can't do this all by myself. Look at you.